April 1, 2017
NYYM Announces 2017 Annual Sessions Plenary Speaker!

Oakwood Friends School Alumnus
Former NPR, and current Fox News Contributor

Juan Williams

Plenary Message to Friends:  

You’re All Leftists!

A handful of NYYM Friends will drive from all over creation, waste gas, pollute the air, and reconvene in Summer Sessions after an eternity of not meeting since Spring Sessions.

Select Yearly Meeting Friends will once again meet at Annual Sessions, Silver Bay, New York

better known as:

Ridiculous Publicly Pious Cheap Vacation
at Lake George in the Adirondacks

When reached for comment the outgoing NYYM General Secretary, himself a highly paid minister and ‘rock star’ said, “Of course we’re all leftists, but what Juan will emphasize is that some like me and those who kept me here at such a high salary are the left-elite, as opposed to the garden left winger losers that love stand up in meeting and hear themselves rant.”

This year’s theme of workshops, discussions, and lectures handed down to us by the central office staff and central politburo hierarchy that enables them - we’re going to finally and forcefully come to consensus that we are all leftists!

Although Juan’s two sons work for the Republican Party, and he himself is considering joining the G.O.P., Juan is a Friends School graduate and we owe him our ears this summer as he gives us wings, especially those left wings, on our way in a spiral straight to Quaker heaven!

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